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the best christmas gift ever

i just realized that you texted me first last night :) You’re so far away, it feels so great to think that maybe you miss me. I wrote you a text, but my outbox held it. Yet, i still got to say merry christmas. And pretend to hear you say I love you.

Dec 25th

“this has been said so many times that i’m not sure if it matters.”

Dec 25th

 this shit never fucking works
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7: 59 PM
LeAnne: 
 hey now
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7: 59 PM
Dare: 
 it workkkkkkkkkkk!
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7: 59 PM
LeAnne: 
 yessss
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8: 00 PM
Dare: 
 suck my cock myspace
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8: 01 PM
LeAnne: 
 i will suck your cock
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8: 01 PM
Dare: 
 yea i know
 you are
 right now
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8: 02 PM
LeAnne: 
 *moans*
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8: 02 PM
Dare: 
 ur so excited!!
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8: 05 PM
LeAnne: 
 jizzzz
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8: 05 PM
Dare: 
 friends dont dance
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8: 06 PM
LeAnne: 
 tacos?
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8: 06 PM
Dare: 
 yodagami
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8: 08 PM
LeAnne: 
 origami?
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8: 08 PM
Dare: 
 origami in shape of yoda
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8: 09 PM
LeAnne: 
 juigi
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8: 09 PM
Dare: 
 wtf
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8: 10 PM
LeAnne: 
 ouji
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8: 10 PM
Dare: 
 ouji board?
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8: 11 PM
LeAnne: 
 yeahhhhh
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8: 19 PM
LeAnne: 
 journi?
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8: 19 PM
Dare: 
 i kiill you twiccceee!!!!!
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8: 20 PM
LeAnne: 
 you gave me journi twice? =O
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8: 20 PM
Dare: 
 i freakin invented journi
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8: 22 PM
LeAnne: 
 oh no you didnt! we did that little miss thang
 weeee
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 11/22/2009
8: 25 PM
Dare: 
yea okay : 
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8: 26 PM
LeAnne: 
 hey now
 ill take you
 in space
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8: 26 PM
Dare: 
 no
 no no no
 im busy
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8: 27 PM
LeAnne: 
 whyy?
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8: 28 PM
Dare: 
 CAUSE
 i got someone on da phone
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8: 29 PM
LeAnne: 
 oh what a lucky bitch, im gonna take them, beat em upp!
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8: 29 PM
Dare: 
 the beeeeeeeear jew
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8: 31 PM
LeAnne: 
 the bear jew is inside me
 !
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8: 31 PM
Dare: 
 AHHHHHHHH
 you lucky bitch
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8: 32 PM
LeAnne: 
 yeah he feels nice *sivers with happines*
 ahh faill
 !!!!
 wtf
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8: 33 PM
Dare: 
 AHHHHHHHHH
 YOU SPEAKETH WRONG FUCKING LANGUAGE
 ???
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8: 33 PM
LeAnne: 
 theres something wrong with me, i cant spell!!
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8: 33 PM
Dare: 
 NO
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8: 34 PM
LeAnne: 
 MAYBEE
 only on tuesdays!!
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8: 34 PM
Dare: 
 ONLY SOMETIMES
 i fucked a dog in the ass
 and the red ones are my favorite
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8: 36 PM
LeAnne: 
 i fucked a squirl in the ass! i felt nice! he bought me dinner first though! that was nice too!
 it*
 what a gentelsquirl
 wtf with my spelling!!!
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8: 37 PM
Dare: 
 i cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnottttttttttttt speka bnhgxsiuwacvhjegfiofbffgfsdipgtufranhtu
 ps
 i type with my face
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8: 37 PM
LeAnne: 
 i need to go back to prekayyyyy
 dont do that 0.0
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8: 38 PM
Dare: 
 peni no exisst
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8: 39 PM
LeAnne: 
 peni is in my mouth!
 darrell!
 darrell did you die!
 dont die!
 stop dying!
 nooooo!!!

Dec 25th

skysignal: My Sundown (Jimmy Eat World) I see...

Dec 25th

“Why do girls eat chocolate right after breaking up? because the sweetness of the...”

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

So Far:

MacBook Pro xmas socks :p wireless modem with which i have already hooked up lennon and mccartney viola solo book canvas paintbrushes :DDDDD

Dec 25th

thebearjew: omg guys so. my parents do hanukkah, and my grandparents do christmas. well i’m at my grandparents’ house on my grandmother’s computer and omg omg omg my grandmother got me a dell inspiron 11” mini laptop. I AM SO EXCITED TO USE IT. don’t judge if you hate dell, it’s my new computer and my new baby. DON’T. JUDGE. this just means i can use tumblr a lot more often again. >:D hey...

Dec 25th

LEANNE WAS ONNNNN!!!!

listen2cadence: wetpaint: listen2cadence: wetpaint: OH AND PS CADENCE I AM UPLOADING THAT VIDEO ON YOUTUBE! hahahaa oh god haha it is sososo great :o im calling donny and leanne in 15 mins to freak out cause it’ll be officially xmas!!!! hahaha well have fun with that!!! oh believe me, I will haha :D

Dec 25th

“One of these days maybe your magic won’t affect me, And your kiss won’t make me...”

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Dec 25th

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LEANNE WAS ONNNNN!!!!

listen2cadence: wetpaint: OH AND PS CADENCE I AM UPLOADING THAT VIDEO ON YOUTUBE! hahahaa oh god haha it is sososo great :o im calling donny and leanne in 15 mins to freak out cause it’ll be officially xmas!!!!

Dec 25th

Bold all the things you’ve done in 2009.

ylaniewinsabel: emceejbaby: cynthialac: Did something you said you would never do. Paid for someone who said they would pay you back but never did. Lied about where you were. Discovered a new musician. Made something for a friend. Got a new phone. Got a new iPod/Zune/Mp3 player. Watched three or more episodes of Saturday Night Live. Made fun of someone. Created a tumblr. Flew on a...

Dec 25th

The reason why I don't text you sometimes is...

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Dec 25th

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LEANNE WAS ONNNNN!!!!

OH AND PS CADENCE I AM UPLOADING THAT VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

reblog with the person who you want wrapped under...

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Dec 25th

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